morrissarty:

fuckitfireeverything:

teengrrrlsquad:

why isn’t there a STRAIGHT pride parade?? why isn’t there WHITE history month? why isn’t there an international MEN’S day!? why isn’t there a hospital for WELL people?? why isn’t there a soup kitchen for RICH people??!?

#WHY ARE THERE NO CEMETERIES FOR ALIVE PEOPLE

i didn’t think this could be improved but that one takes the cake

(Source: teen-heat)

Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you

(Source: ourtwistedfuckingstory)

sweetguts:

almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game

everyone on this website has all these super informed opinions theyre really passionate about and im just over here like

(Source: kawaiipeculier)

bioshck:

“hey dad, what does your tattoo mean?” *chuckles* “this old thing? it’s an old japanese proverb; it translates to ‘shinji get in the fucking robot’”